nikkinami

dear mr. rito games @drewlevin Our father, who art at Riot this day We pray this prayer for the deliverance of our T1 boxes We thank you Riot for blessing us with Riftbound So that finally it seems we have a chance at a win We give thanks for the T1 collaboration But we understand for our hubris there must be allocation Thank you for giving us a lottery instead of a queue This year we humbly ask you to let our entry go through This blessed day on the Riot Games Store Grant us the opportunity to buy just one box more Keep the bots away and the scalpers at bay These are the win conditions for which we pray As lottery selections soon are born We pray for everyone else's chances to be scorned May the sacred RNG smile upon me So that a T1 box may finally be Place forgetfulness upon the scalpers' hands So they may fail to enter with their fifty accounts and plans Bless my Riot account with eligibility and ease No "Unfortunately, you were not selected" emails please Bring Faker a holo holo holo lot of gold And let one glorious T1 box into my household And Riot if you would be so keen Please do not give me the RNG of my ranked teams Lord, we know the allocation is limited in supply But surely one little box for me won't make anyone cry Father, you know I've refreshed the store enough Bless me now, for the waiting has been tough The world pretends that my entry has no hope But that's when League players cope the most Scalpers are outdated, resellers overrated We pray for my account to be SELECTED AND ACTIVATED Bless the Riot Games Store, God, our chosen shop Make this the day the confirmation email drops We all know Faker is the greatest player to ever play Grant me his Riftbound box this day Guide Riot's random number generator Past every reseller, bot, and speculator And grant divine favor to my chosen email Let the words "Congratulations" prevail Thank you for the blessing of T1 Please Riot, just let me purchase one And Lord if it be your will to choose names randomly We ask you to place mine somewhere around number three I trust you will deliver this box to my door As you have delivered me losing streaks before Please part the scalpers from their stock And leave their checkout buttons eternally locked May the chosen email be mine Lord, let the T1 logo shine Bless my entry, my account, my plea And while you're at it, throw in some good pulls for me May Faker shine from every pack And may my credit card survive the attack Give me signatures, foils, and hits Leave everybody else pulling commons and crits God, be with me when selections begin For I have known enough suffering trying to win And if Riot decides my fate with RNG Please remember all the RP I've given thee Be with me through every phase Allow me one victorious lottery day Through confirmation, checkout, or shipping delay Keep my well-placed hopes alive, I pray I have a history of losing lotteries, this is true But this year will be different, I trust in you As we have been through Twitter taught: It's called RNG, not RNGn't. NAmen

RT @bbyvei: she’s a 10 but she plays locked cam #LoL

it’s ggs lmk if any of y’all selling vendetta siggies & ONs 😩 my collection is looking a bit barren atm….

5 cases and no sigs yet… surely the next one right?? 🥸 today has now turned into bulk sorting day https://t.co/rT0mVFBeUd

to whoever wins Lux my dms are open 🫪